Yet another idiotic study has found its way onto our busy and hopelessly cluttered desk. This time, a group of researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that cell phone radiation may prevent and cure Alzheimer’s. While findings aren’t concrete as of yet, these mobile researchers plan on expanding their experimenting in hopes of finding a cure for this terrible affliction. We at Funtonia simply don’t believe these ‘studies’ and find them to be rather suspicious. Why you ask? Maybe we love conspiracy theories too much, but nobody ever says who funded these studies. I am sure that further investigation into this matter would reveal a mobile corporation somewhere along the way. After all, it isn’t illegal for private entities to fund research, and the lemmings conducting the actual tests are just smart enough to know that it would be unwise to bite the hand that feeds them. Until we discover the individual or company that funded this study, we will group it with all the other BS studies we have seen over the years.
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