4) Bring a hot chick with you. There is nothing more distracting to the competition than a hot chick running around with a large rack and tight rear. Just make sure you’re not distracted as well.
5) Shop dirty. With all the pandemonium, no one will notice a well placed kick below the belt. While it may be considered cheating, if it helps you get that last iPod, so be it.
6) Do your homework. Get to know the store where you plan on finding your treasure. There is nothing more time consuming than running around a huge department store looking for a USB Drive.
7) Leave the high heels at home ladies. We know you want to attract the sausages, but spare yourselves the sprained ankles and wear runners instead.
8) Four hands are better than two. Bringing a friend has several advantages. They can help you carry large items, keep you company in line and help you tackle the speedy nerd who is trying to grab that last Wii on the shelf.
9) Bribe the staff. While waiting in line, don’t be afraid to slip the staff some cash. They will thank you for it and be more likely to aid you in getting what you want.
10) Come equipped. Bring coffee, cigarettes and anything else you might need in order to help pass the time.
Have fun!!!
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