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    Hugo Chavez and his Penis… Phone

    13 May 2009 - 5:05 AM | 
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    Venezuelan President and world nut job Hugo Chavez has become the first world leader to release a mobile phone. Chavez unveiled his new phone, dubbed the ‘Vergatorio’, which will be available for only $15. When one compares inflation and currency strength however, $15 in Venezuela is in line with most budget phones around the world. The big news however, is not the price of the phone, nor is the fact that a country’s President is the brains behind it, but rather the name. Vergatorio mean penis in Venezuelan slang. Yes, you read correctly. Apparently, Hugo Chavez’s ego is so big, that he actually claimed that the penis phone will become a best seller around the world. Photographs of Chave’z new mobile member reveal that it does not resemble a penis and that it is rather pitiful in size. Either Venezuelans can relate, or Chavez is trying to make a small unit fashionable. Great. Now I have an image of Chavez and his penis in my mind. Excuse me while I vomit.


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