Society as we know it is nearing total collapse. This was evident with the app called Send Flowers for the iPhone. No, it is not an app that helps you deliver flowers to that special someone, but rather an app that sends eFlowers. (God help us all.) Any cheap bastards out there, who are actually considering sending eFlowers, then be aware that this disgrace of an app costs $0.99. Just make sure that you bring her (we are assuming that only guys could be cheap enough to use Send Flowers) a two thousand dollar diamond ring afterwards to make up for your frugality. Otherwise, you and your hand will be getting better acquainted over the coming months. Honestly, you would be better off with a box of chocolates from the pharmacy and a $20 gift certificate for iTunes. Wait a minute. That means Apple will make some more money. Scratch that idea. Get her a $20 gift certificate for McDonalds instead. Ya, that’s the way to go.
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