There is rape and then there is an anal onslaught – a ravaging of anuses if you will, that is done without remorse, compassion and the recommended amount of Vaseline. The latter will happen to Skype users making calls outside Global Rate destinations starting September 6th. For those who frequently make calls to locations not included in the Global Rate, drop your pants and bend over. In some instances, connections fees will double starting on September 6th, which will forever be known by Skype users as Rape Day. Users will either learn to live with the constant penetration and humiliation or hunt for a more tolerable alternative. Cheaper VoIP services may see an increase in business as a result of this rear intrusion, but don’t be surprised if some Skype customers learn to live with constant fudge packing. It is sad to say, but it looks like may Skype users will be making their calls standing up from now on.
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